I love a neck massage, just like everyone else. But I'll take a jacked up, kinked, sore neck any day if THIS is the alternative.
A salon in Dresden, Germany is offering clients neck massages . . . with a PYTHON. They literally wrap a four-foot python around your neck, and as it slithers and crawls around, all of the muscles in its body massage your neck.
According to the owner of the salon, people LOVE the snake massages and there's a ton of demand for them. They cost about $40 for a half hour. (UPI / Bild)